Smashed Dick And Balls Lineup

I don’t know about you, but I would have greatly preferred dumping Pau’s contract ($16m at ages 38 & 39) than Danny’s contract ($10m at age 31). Poertl would have been a natural replacement for him, too. Now, the Spurs are a bit overloaded with big men in an NBA that has less and less use for them.

Yes, Trump acting like Putin’s lapdog was absolutely awful, but let me focus on the silver lining here. Everything that happened today seems to confirm that the pee tape is 100% real, people!

You really don’t know what you’re talking about, but rather than start some sort of internet battle, let me try to help educate you on this particular topic:

So, when Michael Douglas got old he started playing roles like Hank Pym, but when Gordon Gecko got old he became president. This is definitely the dark universe.

Wait until you see the line above that!

How do the words “Javier Mascherano” and “absolute shitshow” not appear together in any sentence of this article?

They do! See the story of turkey-necked Jason Miller’s illegitimate, bastard lovechild:

I hope he does because Coffman is garbage. He needs to disappear like Charles Krauthammer.

LOL. The most likely scenario is that none of the three players you listed actually play for the Lakers in 2019.

You’ve addressed neither of my rebuttal points, and instead have moved the goalposts. Kill yourself, troll.

Please name the war that Barrack Obama “started”, and explain what expertise or credentials you possess that allow you to credibly refer to this preeminent constitutional law scholar as an “idiot”.

There are exactly two possibilities to form a team that can feasibly challenge the Warriors next year -

This truly is the darkest timeline.

Enlisted military are treated like shit, it’s the officers that are treated like gods.

If you’re a rank & file officer, you make 2 times the national median household income before housing & food allowances. Ask any other newly-minted college graduate if they’re pulling-in that kind of salary.

Getting the 2017 Cavs to the Finals is certainly one of his greatest achievements, but it pails in comparison to getting the 2006 Cavs to the finals. I challenge any of you to name another player on that roster who possessed a modicum of talent - it can’t be done. That roster was absolute garbage and he…

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Logic, like a firearm, should be a tool wielded only by those who truly know how to use it.

In Crosby’s defense, it would be difficult to eat a meal as big as Ovie’s with so many rings on his hand.