It sounds like you’ve experienced a lot of problems with the political comments on Deadspin ruining your ability to read about sports. Luckily, there’s an easy fix to all of this - just kill yourself! You’ll never have to read another derogatory comment about our Big Wet President if you’re dead, and as an added…

No, I would prefer she just throw a shoe at him...and actually connect this time.

As I watched the video, I couldn’t help but liken it to this:

Nah, signing AB is much more likely to turn out like Ochocinco than Moss. Also, I wouldn’t expect the Steelers to be good enough this year to actually challenge the Patriots. There are at least few Steeler fans (like me) who understand that letting go of two players who accounted for 75% of your touches on offense in…

If you truly believe this, then you need to notice that the word “gun” does not appear within the 2nd amendment. Hence, if you believe it protects the right of citizens to own “arms”, then all citizens should also be able to own nuclear weapons (and many wealthy people in the US have the resources to do so).

Hey man, nice shot.

Has nobody else really noticed that he’s hanging out with LL Cool J in all of these photos? 

Not exactly a “published author” in the traditional sense. This guy writes Walking Dead fanfiction and established a “publishing company” to get his crap on Amazon.

Except that the majority of Western Europe either currently institutes a wealth tax on its citizens or has recently done so:

Not so fast, my friend. Mavs just pulled out of the 3-team Butler trade because they don’t want to take Dragic. They might need to find another way to get this done.

Not ALL of the progressive policy. She does not have a healthcare plan, and her support of any Medicare-for-all plan has been tepid at best.

This is great and all, but how long do we need to wait for the article about the USMNT absolutely shitting themselves in the first half of today’s Gold Cup warm-up?

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Let us not forget the last time we heard about Khimki:

You truly are the meconium spewing from the child product of Ayn Rand’s and Gordon Gecko’s self-obsessed fuckfest.

No, your opinion is what’s profoundly stupid. These officials have been removed because they supremely butchered an important and obvious call. It was clearly not a major penalty - Eakin’s action occurs on any number of face-offs and there was absolutely no intent to injure a player. Regardless of whether Vegas…

On paper, it makes no sense whatsoever that they made the playoffs let alone won a first-round series (albeit against the perennial chokingest of chokiing teams). They don’t have a single first-line forward on their team, meaning no other playoff team would take a single Canes player and put them on their first line…

Williams has needed over 200 more games to get to a similar point total as Gillies. He is and has been an average player for his entire career. He has zero shot of ever getting a sniff at the HoF.

So, what you’re saying is that there is absolutely no quantitative argument whatsoever in favor of choosing Wade over Pierce.

That he also happened to be one of the best NBA players of all time (and arguably the third-best shooting guard ever, behind only Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant) was just the cherry on top.