We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Syria getting bombed less than three months after the inauguration is kinda like how -40 is the same in Celsius and Farenheit.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

“crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines, they almost crossed the plaid line, which is many many many lines past the red line. Also let’s not forget her emails.”

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

Personally I don’t think age really matters as much as income and lifestyle.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

Obama signing executive orders: a constitutional crisis from a man that thinks he’s a king.

Trumpoline has canceled the midterm elections. Nothing to see here.

lol “gave up his billionaire lifestyle.”

Those have to be joke memes to make supporters look like ridiculous morons (in case you hadn’t thought of them that way yet)

Also, it’s not like he made those “billions” through his own hard work and skill. He inherited so much that if he’d just stuck it in an index fund he’s be even richer now.

From my mother’s facebook page over the last couple weeks:

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon

I was hesitant to call 45's voters stupid because I had thought that it’s rude and not necessarily true.

It’s charming how quickly his backers can switch from “Donald is an alpha male silverback gorilla who will not shit from anyone” to “Donald is a precious little baby who is not accustomed to Washington, D.C., and must be sheltered from those nasty politicians”. Supporting Donald is a tremendously corrupting enterprise.

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?