As a Knick fan I’d gladly settle for just two decades behind.

The most staggering lie of this campaign is that Ted Cruz got laid by someone other than his wife. It will never be topped

Never do the right thing until you’re forced to.

Avoid consequences, until quite recently.

Not to beat his wife until his next court date.

They “remain supportive of Josh and his efforts”. Efforts to do what?

Won’t somebody think of the children?!?!?

The NFL’s next step in the matter is to figure out how to profit off of this issue.

I care, because Good God, you had Rex “the Sex Cannon” Grossman in your lineup?

Can’t keep giving the guy a break, he’s not a rook’ anymore

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

On the plus side, now he and Peyton Manning can make a series of hilarious Papa John’s commercials centered around the premise that neither are playing football right now so they have plenty of time to eat pizza. Comedic gold I tell ya!

Breathlessly waiting for Lindsay Vonn to make some joke that isn’t even middle school level funny while acting like she’s the successor to Richard Pryor.

I hope he keeps gobbling PEDs during his rehab or he might turn back into Judge Reinhold.

Maybe the Texans will sign Jeremy Shockey’s bald eagle tattoo to fill his spot

When was this? Last night? You mean something else was on TV? Color me surprised. Wait, what color is surprise? Purple? Chartreuse? What the hell does chartreuse even look like?

Jameis is incredibly talented, but he’s also the Steve Jobs of finding new and innovative ways to turn the ball over. Basically, he’s the new, rapier Eli Manning.

Calling this team a “sleeper” was certainly one way of inviting Jameis Winston to fuck it.

So, you’re telling me Jameis Winston didn’t know when to stop? Shocked.