The Kroenke/Goodell/Jones team has convinced me to stop watching (except that the Rams are going to be a train wreck again - that’s some good TV right there.)

I think your list also missed Darren Sharper. Darren fucking “serial rapist” Sharper.

[riding up in the distance] “LOOK! It’s, it’s—-NICK FOLES!”

... annnd Adrian Peterson loses a kid he actually cared about.

I always enjoy reading “Why Your Team Sucks” every year and I make it a point to read every one. I read every word of the Packers today (Packers fan) and I try to be a good sport about it all. And it’s a shame to see someone get injured.

RIP

To quote Jules from Pulp Fiction: “Dogs have personality. And personality goes a long way.”

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.

I’m not a hockey fan (grew up in Northern California, time already filled with baseball, basketball, football, and soccer by the time the Sharks came around), but I think the Stanley Cup’s annual summer adventures is one of the coolest things in sport.

I'm obviously an outside observer but I haven’t seen anything that would indicate that Subban had a problem with management, only that management had a problem with Subban.

Montreal did still get a future HOF defender in return

If Radulov can be what he’s capable of, they may be able to fight for a playoff spot, but this team is demonstrably worse than they were last year, and it’s going to take a Herculean effort by Price to put this team in contention. (And since it’s Carey Price, that’s entirely possible).

“Robbery” is a bit strong. There’s no doubt Nashville got the better of the deal, but Montreal did still get a future HOF defender in return. If the relationship between Subban and management was truly at an impasse, with only a break fixing it, Montreal did about as well as they could’ve.

Fourteen year olds giggled. Anyone older than that is asking, “Who the hell still gives hand jobs?”

There are some anomalies though. Both of my parents are 5'8". Both of their parents are also 5'8". My cousins are 5'9", 5'10". My brother is 5'7". I am 6'4". Nobody knows where my height came from. Nobody in my family, as far back as we can tell, was even over 6 feet. Maybe I’m adopted. Shit.

Anyway, tall people can…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

Well, the basic premise isn’t really correct. Tall people tend to have tall kids, but aberrantly tall people don’t tend to have aberrantly tall kids; all the people I’ve personally met who were over 6'6" were the only ones close to that height in their families. Also, when very tall (by real life standards) NBA…

Looks impressive, but most of that flight toward Shaq is just gravitational pull.

My grandpa used to tell me stories about how the Krauts ripped up his banner on D-Day...you could see the tears in his eyes when he thought about how much that banner cost and how excited he was to put it up on the beach...truly, the greatest generation.

This guy is an army vet and having a banner that was against the home team taken from him “ruined his day” and “disgusted” him? Grow the fuck up you loser.