Animals aren’t my problem, I live east of the Salt Flats. The storms that roll in from the coast pick up tons of crap and drop it on my car any time it rains or snows. None of that salty dust crap makes it into the Uintah mountains, it ends up over anything left outside long before then.

and syphilis and Cocaine, not to mention the mental tests that took place with patients and a famous one involving students pretending to be guards and inmates, that turned a little too real. But let’s also include Napalm and Agent Orange. Idk, being instantly evaporated seemed like a better way to go...up until a…

Wait until you find out what the a-bomb testing did to people.

Despite the one-third-scale demonstrator hitting a top speed of Mach 1.12,

hence the rise of all the shades of grey, looks clean longer lol

I had never heard this, and it is absolutely insane. The FAA and USAF were just like, “you know what? Fuck OKC and everyone that lives there. Good luck folks!”

“In 1964, the Federal Aviation Administration used U.S. Air Force jets to bombard Oklahoma City with over 1,250 sonic booms to study the impact on the population.”

Another hot take: black cars look the worst when they are even a little bit dirty, but look fucking amazing right after being washed and detailed. 

My car being dirty is a sign that I drive it a couple days a week and let it sit in the driveway most of the time. Am I doing it right?

Nah. I don’t mind a muddy or dusty look after a trip off-road (my 80 is at work in the parking lot right now covered from a weekend thing) but it doesn’t really look better. It just has a look.  I much prefer it clean, but I don’t mind it dirty either.  As far as winter dirty? No. No car looks better covered in road…

I’d probably go, but I wouldn’t go wearing the away team’s symbol/color. Honestly, any pro sports game can result in some level of altercation because there are drunken fans at all of them, but the Phili sports fan is basically the Florida Man of the Northeast. 

I was on Broad Street when the Phillies won, and it was, as a friend described it, “New Years Eve meets the Tet offensive.”

I had a serious football fan tell me he’d never go to a game in Philly, that it’s too dangerous.  I guess this is what he’s talking about.

Meat Bag Bowling Pins is my new band name. Thanks.

It’s very easy. I have an LLC. 

All of them guilty: Driving too fast for conditions. 

Down By The River, LLC. 

Like it was foggy, but also at least in that video you had enough forward visibility to SEE the pile up and at least get on the brakes to slow down, seemingly NONE of those drivers looked like they slowed down a bit even when close enough to see.

What’s wild is I’m 38, my wife is 46, and we have varying ages of kids, and everyone knew who the artists were, and enjoyed the show when we tuned in. Honestly, it was the only part of the superbowl we watched.

I’m actively trying to not be like my parents who were severely out of touch with anything popular or modern…

Damn this is bad, why you shouldn’t drive that fast in these conditions!