Lowering standards so you can meet them is peak Trump...

All true. The 3, Y, and S are all old now. Instead of the next generation of those we got the...Cybertruck. A horrible investement and waste of engineering talent.

To me, it is clear Musk has a command of the details within the goings-on of his companies. No, I don’t believe he designs or does much of anything himself.

And probably less flogging with the pirates, ironically.

That looks more like a phishing vessel.

Short of wearing the actual red hat, there’s no other way more effective in communicating to the world that you’re a FUCKING ASSHOLE, than driving one of these monstrosities. Fucking morons.

Seriously. Who names their child "King"? Either you expect great things out of them, or you expect them to be an absolute asshole. Clearly this is the second one. 

Man should use his trust fund to buy a domino's, not the daily output of one.

President Elect-Rapist Trump just named Vanga head of the National Transportation Safety Board

Is he a football player? Because this sounds like a situation colleges will overlook for certain student-athletes.

I wouldn’t drive one if you gave it to me for free.

How much stock you holdin’?

Everything old is new again, these guys just rediscovered faithless caravan guards. For that matter a number of historic pirates started as privateers. 

I don’t need to outrun the lion, i just need to outrun my more-out-of-shape-than-me friend.

Illegal overfishing is what drove fisherman to piracy in the first place.

Damn. You’re right. Who’s gonna get the fly first?

Popehat is an amazing attorney, good on him for helping the family.

It’s also worth noting that Stanford reviewed the situation and basically said, “it’s fine”. Guess his tuition checks were still clearing.

This chud looks like Chet at the end of weird science.

Jobs wasn’t a visionary. He was a raging asshole with resources.