It looks like a Pep Boys threw up.

Yup. My hometown is a dying small town where the majority of its denizens are boomers.

You would never see this car, there.

Not to stereotype.....but here we go anyways (hey if it’s OK to stereotype an age group, why not ethnicity), I’d say it’s more likely owned by someone of latino descent.

I bet it’s the only one made in that color combination for that year with an even numbered VIN. 

Look, Corvettes are without question boomertastic.
However this screams ghetto, not boomer.

the wife’s insistence on not pressing charges or in any way supporting any incarceration

While I cant be certain, I have a feeling a big impetus of this sentence was the wife’s insistence on not pressing charges or in any way supporting any incarceration. TMK, they haven’t even divorced, but stay married.

I have MDD.

“CDK could end up paying a ransom to get operations running again”

I foresee “McAfee antivirus and firewall upgrades” as being the new add-on charges to go with doc fees, nitrogen-filled tires, and regional advertising.

I know this is an incredibly complicated system that is likely not fully-understood by the likes of me, but is there some sense of when the dealership experience might go back to the, lets say, baseline level of terribleness?

got in my truck on sunday, NWS was reporting 108F in my area.

The local high school’s sign has been massively off for a couple of months. I’ve seen it hit 140F when the outdoor temp is 85.

I’ve never seen a car with a thermometer. Temperature sensors, yes, but not a thermometer. I don’t think any car company has claimed their vehicles have thermometers.

so Big Glue is now running the AI show. It’s always who you suspect last.

Do you too dream of perpetual twilight?

This is such a bad analogy. If I use energy to charge my vehicle, then only one vehicle benefits, but Google AI can tell millions, maybe billions of people how much glue to put on their pizzas. It’s a matter of scale. And glue.

Two things can be true.

We can definitely reduce our own consumption on an individual level. We can scream at corporations and billionaires for being criminally wasteful fucking dipshits.

YES! First-gen Cougars are amazing. XR-7 GT with the 390 had the go to back up the show

I’m pretty sure Jalop covered this exact topic 6 months ago, found that women buyers are a minority in the transition for similar potential reasons....so you’re not far off from the truth. 

I wonder if anyone can begin to calculate how much energy has been wasted on crypto; the most epic waste of energy in the history of the world. But I’m sure it will be beaten soon by crap “AI”.