I didn’t know that. I’ve seen HR-Vs but never sat in one. They look roomy for their size, but the details are what gets you.

My guess is that the argument started over putting it in the bylaws.

The proof is in the ass test.

Work in nuclear power, have 3 kids (1 boy and 2 girls), am overweight and accident prone.

Rumor is that two of the $10+ million dollar houses are owned by local drug lords. But I think it’s just two karens that are both trying to be president of the HOA. Whoever they are, they are firing blanks or can’t shoot. Nobody is every injured when they start firing off rounds (normal about 10-15 in rapid…

Ironically, my dogs are the quiet ones. 3 to 4 neighbors have 2 or 3 dogs that get bored and bark a lot. Our pack (typically 6 or so) is too busy chasing each other or digging up the yard hunting chipmunks to waste time barking. Unless they detect the coyotes are out hunting the chickens again.

Anything other than an original Mini is huge compared to an older Rio.

Which is another reason why I love my neighborhood. It’s a simple middle class area that specifically voted down a HOA decades ago and still votes it down because the entire place is infested with weird-os.

Ok, real suggestions....

My first thought too.

Any small Convertible,  as long as you have a coat and googles.

If you can’t find one that is low enough miles, look into the HR-V, which is basically a Fit on Elevator shoes where a false beard to look tougher.

Agree about Trump but not about cross culture pollination.

Another problem we as a species need to figure out is risk management.

My wife is about 4" shorter than me.

I’m a dog guy. Not me, but my favorite breed is a lap dog that is supposed to be a livestock guardian dog.    Other than the sheading, love of being muddy and stinking and the mid-night bark fest, I love these polar bears.

I had a Voyager as a rental time before last in Tampa and a Pacifica PHEV the last time. It’s like all Enterprise had in the Emerald Aisle both times.

Not to say I’ve been a school bus driver, but I have been guilty of locking the windows and lighting off an extra juicy fart just to hear the kids start screaming.

As a kid, THE RC car to have was the Tamiya Grasshopper. It was a kit you had to build yourself and the performance was dramatically better than the crap you got from Radio Shack. Of course they had better kits available and tons of potential upgrade parts and the like.

That’s what I was thinking of.