It’s a designed thing. (Wikipedia is a damn mess on what the rules are.)

The real fine isn’t the check that Boeing will pay.

They need to update their songs. I would go with stuff like Smoke on the Water, any and everything from Bob Marley or the Grateful Dead, Most of Jefferson Airplane, and the like.

What the reasoning for why SUVs and trucks have differentrules?

My epic road trip. Changed jobs, drove wife and family and pets from SE to PNW. I learned a LOT, the hard way on the first two days.

So, I neither CAN nor MAY buy this car.

Me? Yes. Joe and Jane Doe? No.

Instead we doubled down.  If this was an EV or a PHEV, there would be more incentives available for an SUV than a Car , if the vehicle cost goes up too much.

When I was a kid, the teachers were obsessed about the difference between Can and May.

Side discussion.  When was the last time a Motel with a (No) Vacancies sign had to turn on the (NO) part?   I’m thinking at least 30 years.  Because if there isn’t an empty room, there will be one available in 15 minutes or less.

Ah, thanks for the translation.  I shall give the comment a Star for the joke, now that I understand it in Ye Olde English.

Good luck with that.  The New F550 HOSS has 6 doors and a 2' long bed.

Oh, crap, I’m going to get flamed on this.

Short term profits will be the end of America.

They can just corporately sponsor a President officially now. Like Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who was sponsored by Brawndo.

Man, I’m getting old.  I have no idea what that sentence means.  Can I get a translation to Boomer English (not a Boomer, but I have older siblings that are) so I can see if I want to upvote it not?

Same thing for my mom who doesn’t have a birth certificate (born in 1927). The fun one was my dad. When he got a copy of his birth certificate, he found his parents hadn’t decided upon a name when it was issued. So, his official name was Baby Boy, which he had to show proof of it being changed.

I’m like you and a purist. A SUV should be able to off-road, a truck should be able to carry stuff, anything with the term “sports” should be able to haul the mail around a twisty road.

So, let me tell you a story from the mid-80s. When Honda made the perfect vehicle for so many.

Yep.  Exactly what I was thinking.  They cast Michael Keating, why not Jack Black?  Kyle Gass can be Robin.