While we’re at it, it should also be played on ice and players should be allowed to check each other. I think a sport like that could really take off.

True. I've been trying to figure out how to get a longer stick since puberty.

....like hotter without the Edward Scissorhands makeup?

I don’t have to go.

RIP Tom

I wouldn’t make either of those arguments. I think the best Chinese food in the world is in Vancouver, second Hong Kong, third Taipei, fourth Los Angeles . . . before getting into actual Chinese cities. Also, there’s a lot more salt and oil used - not even with the lack of trust in ingredients.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

More than that, men’s under-23 soccer at #7? Don’t get me wrong, I fucking live and breathe the sport, but after the Euros and the Copa, with MLS chugging along, the Premier League starting next weekend, and with a legitimate competitive women’s tournament on the other side, I could not care less.

Making a server uncomfortable while she’s doing her job is makes him a dick. So it doesn’t matter if he made her nervous with his assholery, right? Do you treat people like shit or do you like being treated like shit? Or do you just like dicks?

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

This makes much more sense as a rail system than a bus. The actual carriage would be more expensive than a conventional metro-train but far less expensive than an elevated track in the city. As big and wide as it is, with all the inherent turning radius problems in a compact city, it makes more sense to keep it…

I would have assumed this story was a lie until the part where you admit that your music was a mix of incubus and dave matthews. No one would make that up about themselves. Consider yourself believed.

Funny story about Martellus Bennett that is completely true:

These guys are funny and I appreciate their candor.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Draw your own conclusions...

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

Come on. No one associated with the Ravens has a sense of humor.

Here’s the thing. I heard they made something like $10 million/day at one point. Hire someone. Now. A lot of someones. They weren’t ready for this game to explode like it did. They need more hands on deck now. The money is there.