Can you imagine getting what you thought was a big payout to kidnap someone say ($25k?) then finding out the person you kidnapped was being held for $37 mil! I would be so pissed off.

I’ve never tried to use one of the third party tracking apps, but I completely understand the desire. The randomness factor becomes a huge turnoff when the effort involved in catching any pokemon, even pidgey and rattata, crosses the line from fun to excessive.

I live in a rural area. Finding any Pokémon to begin with is a chore.

So no in-game tracking OR tracking websites. What the flying fuck?

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

I was in San Diego last weekend for ComicCon chatting with a waiter regarding the state of their city’s entertainment destinations. There is demand from a couple opposing sides to either expand the Convention Center to try to keep ComicCon from moving to LA, or to fund a new stadium to keep the Chargers from moving to…

While I’m at it:

Chris Paul is an all-timer; Kyrie Irving is overrated. (If you played the 2016 NBA Finals ten times, Cleveland wins ... three of them?)

oh point shaving DEFINITELY happens all the time, especially at lower levels of college basketball

My theory is that you can’t be clutch but you can not be not clutch — I don’t think people get notably better, but I definitely want a dude who doesn’t crumble under pressure.

“How To Play Pokémon Go In Your Car Without Mowing Down Trees Or People”

Corey Booker’s a New Jersey politician. I’d bet my house (I don’t own a house) that he’s got almost as many skeletons in his closet as Chris Christie.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

my four-year-old daughter said, “Daddy you don’t remember anything!” Since then, she’s said it a few more times.

My favorite renaming.

Lou Holtz says his van has a bumper sticker that says “Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you’re an asshole”

Oh god, I think Page should transfer this one to Professor Oak

So he shot at people who just happened to be parked in front of his house.... So why should people have guns again? They weren’t even on his property and he started open firing at people. Funny how two people were together, they were parked, they weren’t playing while driving, they were aware of their surroundings,…

I can't believe that Taylor Swift could arouse this much passion in anybody. I look forward to your diatribe against white bread, tap water, and the rap career of Will Smith.