I fucking hate the fashion blogging world now. It’s such bullshit. Anybody thinks they can do this and now the world is saturated with these dorks. I have a friend who started doing this and bless her heart, her “fashion” is mediocre at best. But she’ll get like 300 likes on one pic and when I read the comments, it’s…

Leave him alone, Breanna. He’s trying to be a senator one day.

See this is why I had to stop speaking to whyte folks. I’m starting to think if you say “hi” in Starbucks or “Excuse me,” in Target...you automatically become their mythical Black friend that excludes them from being racist.

Don’t forget the Jill Stein voters.

She’s suffering from 53% syndrome.

There’s never the wrong time. Decorum is fiction. People just don’t want to feel uncomfortable when they’re not prepared for it. Well, get prepared.

Oh I can’t wait to for BirdofPrey to drop his sound logic on this story. My guess? Blah, blah, blah, I’ve got mine and fuck everyone else.

I agree with all of these. I don’t like chicken on pizza, never have. Chicken is made to be consumed in a variety of ways, but on pizza is against the laws of nature. Pizza is made for pork (and sometimes turkey as a substitute) products and mushrooms.

Monique, Monique! It’s Kush! Update!!! He flipped on Kushner!!!

Well, my birthday is in January and I can assure you it’s literally the worst month for ANY sort of festivity! Of course, that turns around completely when you move to New Zealand and suddenly January is the bestest month to have a holiday because it’s warm and sunny and you can celebrate with a bbq at the beach! But…

When the news about Charlie Rose came out, one of my initial thoughts was, “I would have expected this from Matt Lauer, not Charlie Rose.”

I remember how Andrew and Fergie’s wedding didn’t have quite the pomp of Charles and Diana’s, so they will find a way. Number of guests, location, etc.

Yes, because corporations have the public interest at heart. If that were the case, my wages would increase to match inflation. Funny how everything I pay for is adjusted for inflation, but what they pay US isn’t.

Jeremy Piven seems to be under the impression that people liked him before the allegations came out. Bless his heart.

He will be replaced by Chris Plummer.

Since last night’s elections, my skin has cleared up, I’ve lost weight, all my bills are paid and my face stays beat.

We need to really start looking within at how easily certain portions of The Left got played by Russian propaganda in 2016 because a lot of them are still in the Siberian Sunken Place.

Taylor Swift, in the Papa John’s, with the Tiki Torch.

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.