I think the caked-on contouring fad makes everyone look like a 45-yo trying to pass for much younger, even if they’re relatively fresh-faced underneath.

I have the same thought whenever I look at teenaged models or toddler pageants... CHISEL OFF THAT MAKEUP, BITCHES, IT MAKES YOU LOOK SO SO SO SO OLD.

I used to love AV Club comments, even though I tend to be a lurker by nature. Since the switch, 75% of comments are just complaints about the evils of Kinja. We get it, folks, but they’re not going to switch back to Disqus just because you’re whining incessantly. Could y’all move on and start talking about the actual t…

I mentioned this in another thread but I think it’s so funny I keep saying it - some of them are actually upset that people from other blogs are commenting there at all. Club indeed!

Another denizen of the grays here.

Hopefully it will involve the AV Club being locked in the closet with the slide projectors and the key being broken in the lock! What a whiny bunch of fucks…

I’m sure that Don Jr and Ivanka got into one hell of a fight over who’s turn it was to watch Eric, yesterday.

Wishing your spouse/mate happy birthday or anything like that on social media is very thirsty and stupid.

Madsen: As she lay on the floor of the sub, slowly losing blood and consciousness from her “accident”, she brought me close, “I want to be buried at sea. *cough* That is what I want, away from friends and family. I want you to cut off my limbs *cough* *cough* because that is a normal thing to ask. And *wheeze* I want…

If he didn’t murder her, he put a lot of time and effort into making it look like he did, so charging him with murder is only being respectful of what are clearly his wishes.

The trouble with the Kinja move is that now, more than half of the people who read this comment won’t know who you are and that you’re being sarcastic.

I killed both Vince Foster and Benjamin Ghazi and I won’t allow anyone to steal valor from me.

I mean, I guess Trump is uniting people through our mutual loathing and disgust for him. So that’s nice.

I think this will be remembered as the pivot moment where Don Lemon finally became presidential.

When half the country support a man stupid enough to temporarily blind himself by looking at the sun.

What a time to be alive, amirite?

Looking at what she did before, she’s got a BA from Pepperdine, a JD from an unaccredited law school, a short list of acting jobs, a production company, and a self-published book that wasn’t exactly a hit. That sounds like a ton of debt and not that much income. I kind of doubt that up to this point, she’s paid more…

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.

When I hear rich people bitch about taxes, I can’t even fathom it. I’m proud that my taxes go to things that my fellow patriots need, like Obamacare, and I guarantee that the dollars coming out of my paycheck mean a lot more to me than the dollars from their... paychecks? Estate taxes? Whatever you call the taxes rich…

I don’t care for that filter he used.