Israel: Mr President of US, we have top secret information about Middle East

What a real president would say: “yes, both of our countries are concerned about ISIL and civilian air safety. I will prepare a dossier of our latest intelligence and send it over to your embassy after our intelligence people have had a chance to scrub it.”

I would love to see the WSJ write about how profoundly fucked we are.

Can someone please explain to this German why the hell you can’t just kick Trump out of office after all that he has done? Why isn’t he being impeached? Why is there no way to stop a power crazy, mentally ill, basically traitorous president if he so clearly threatens the security of the country he is supposed to…

Everything he does makes perfect sense when viewed through the lens that he literally thinks he is the only person in the world. Everything revolves around making sure other people know how much power he has, how much money he (allegedly) has, how many ‘hot’ young wives he can have and are appropriately awed by him.

For families that rank appearance higher than intelligence, this is nothing new, that’s why I moved 3K miles away from them.

This is actually big, and woefully underreported, news. They took computer hard drives and files. There were quite a few agents involved. The raided firm’s director is a former business partner of Roger Stone and Paul Manafort. There are also ties between the firm and the head of Trump’s entertainment branch…

But I thought us women are supposed to be so grateful for how good we have it here as compared to Saudi Arabia! *eyeroll forever*

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”

The policy announced today is not tough on crime. It is dumb on crime. 

I don’t see that happening until Congress converts back into a “check and balance” rather than an “enabler and firewall,” unfortunately.

Fortunately for our democracy, there are checks and balances that keep the President honest. Russian checks and Cayman Island balance sheets.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Wonder how the Trump Presidential Library will cover this affair.

I just want you filthy people to wash your legs. We’ll worry about scents at a later date.

JFC. You don’t pee on the entire thing. You pee on one end and then put the cap on. There’s absolutely nothing gross about a pregnancy test.

Man fuck Bernie.

This is a perfect example of people thinking free speech means they can say whatever the hell they want too without repercussions. It doesn’t work like that. And lately often free speech and the 1st Amendment is invoked to pretty much make excuses for people being allowed to say and write hateful shit. People like…