It’s probably unlikely they’ll produce offspring. Which is probably a good thing.

Trump will be happy to officiate, so long as he gets to watch while they consummate their marriage. Because he’s a fucking creepy weirdo, you see...

But so far, and despite significant coverage about how the eldest Trump remains one of the president’s closest and most trusted advisers, little that Ivanka claims to lobby him on in private has materialized in his public policy.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

This never gets old.

I’m from Minnesota, and whoever created that meme can go fuck themselves to hell.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

But does he deserve all of it? Does he never do anything right? Say anything wise? Are all his schemes to reform this agency and abolish that regulation utterly misguided? Can “President Trump’s America” really be compared to Vladimir Putin’s Russia?

This is not normal.

Yeah but the articles are only part if it. With the full subscription, you get the juicer, which is the real steal. Now truth be told, you can just buy the individual packs and squeeze them out yourself, but I just love having Burnenko come to my house and watch him squeeze them into my cup while I sit eating…

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

I hope she doesn’t catch shit that Barack did for the speaking fee. Both he and Michelle were subjected to the vilest abuse I’ve ever seen heaped on a Presidential family on a daily basis. They deserve every penny they get because they deserve it.

“I didn’t want to have tears in my eyes because people would swear I was crying because of the new president.”

It could a typo, and they meant four pots.
Seems more reasonable to me.

Wait, why are flying cars a sign that we’re in hell?

I’m quite excited about the prospect of flying cars.

I don’t get it. Flying cars are awesome!

Why this country didn’t/doesn’t have the guts to jail people who longingly wish for slaves again, or for professing their love of fucking statues and shit. Look, those slave owning folk and their ilk were worse by far than Germany and in that country now your ass will be jailed for denying what they did. Fuckers in…

When in doubt, double down on stupid.