That was a *really* interesting story about watching a football game and then vaping. Remind me to tell him the humdinger about the time my wife overcooked dinner and we had to order pizza. Or the raunchy, saucy tale about the time I washed my car shirtless and got a little sunburned.

It’s a pretty good headline, though.

Yeah but have any of these eggheads managed to bankrupt a casino?

“Get a job!” says the guy walking into a baseball game at 1 PM on a Tuesday afternoon.

Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

That’s what I was just thinking.

At 33, I’m slowly losing my ability to drink enough to get a hangover anymore. Part of it is a complete lack of tolerance, and part of it is me getting sleepy after one beer. It hasn’t hurt my wallet, that’s for sure.

ay bby u wnt sum 401k?

Oh to have the confidence and job opportunities as a mediocre white man.

I’m a woman aged 36....I had two beers on Sunday, did not get a buzz. The next day I was nauseous all day, went into a two day panic and took a pregnancy test this morning. Its just now occurring to me that I might have had a hangover off of those two beers.

You really should not wear slippers without the socks.. your toes will get cold.

The impetus for me was the onset of the 24-36 hour hangover. It was then that I surrendered

ay bby u wnt sum mtamucl?

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

“Get Freddy Douglass on the phone and see what he knows about this...”

I think you mean housing for involuntary immigrants, and descendants thereof .

LOL. You are terrible. Probably accurate. But terrible.

“Slave cabin? Um, I think you mean On-Premise Worker Habitat.”

Weird...Brietbart had a different take: