Read a quote someplace today calling Fox News the Bill Cosby of cable...

That logo, Jesus. Was the prize, and the price, the key to his hotel room?

I literally have the worst memory and I keep post-it notes e’rywhere to remind myself of the simplest shit and these assholes can’t even manage to gaslight me. This administration cant do nothing right.

I hope we never go to war with North Korea because the universe cannot handle a battle between two absolute losers who never lose.

It’s a good thing I have no long term memory, because if I did I would remember the pressure from the White House to bring the bill to a vote, even it would fail so that they could make their “enemies list.”

The Times should add this as a reminder:

Are you assisting people who bike by advocating for more bike lanes? If not, you have no right to complain. Bikes will remain, and likely grow, as a fixture of American city life for years to come. Both motorists and people on bikes are inconvenienced by the lack of bicycle infrastructure, but that is the city’s…

As someone who both drives and bikes through the streets of Chicago, I wish driving tests included a 15 minute bike ride in the city. Sometimes a little perspective can go a long way.

I don’t know if this varies from state to state (or maybe city to city) but where I live it’s the law that bikes have a right to use the road and they’re actually prohibited from being on the sidewalk.

Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

Who the fuck IS this woman?

Wow...

I thought Carter Page; he doesn’t lie well, and he’s a real snowflake (cold, white, tendency to melt under pressure).

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

I... what? So, you’ll be Hitler’s dad? Or give him a brother? Or you just have a think for Hitler’s mom...

If anything this further proves that all politicians are the same on every single issue. I know this because an idiot non-voter told me so.