I look at ingredients, pretty much to save money all you need: regular multi vitamins, coffee and green veggies and you are all set.

the yearly budget for meals on wheels = one trip to mar a lago

ME TOO I WANT MY CHILDS SCHOOL TO FORCE FEED AS MUCH FRENCH FRIES AND SODA DOWN MY SONS THROAT AS HE CAN EAT BC VEGETABLES AND MILK ARE FOR LIBTARD PUSSIES

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

I think mine would save me just because CO poisoning is too fast and painless a death for me.

Every time I read one of these sweet stories about a cat saving their family I look over at my kitty, and she gives me a look that clearly says “I would totally let you die.”

i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this recap was 10,000x better than the actual show.

Ain’t heard a peep about trying to apprehend the “leaker”. Orange Foolious is correct it is a crime to steal someone’s tax report. Yet he’s up at 5AM e-beefing with Snoop? Smells like John Miller to me.

Republican voters never venture out of their safe space - their echo chamber - these days. They don’t even talk to liberal relatives anymore. All these easily verifiable facts are beyond their reach in the Fox News-Breitbart-Drudge-Jones bubble.

I’d put my money on Ivanka and Jared. Conway these days seems like the Hype-man who gets to hangout on stage and shout every 5th word into a Mic because she went to middle school with the star.

Defunding PP takes away from women and minorities, which we all know the GOP doesn’t give a shit about, because by and large they don’t care about women and minorities.

Ah yes, let’s have women go to nursing homes for mammograms, the dentist for Pap smears and whatever the fuck else.

Texas is what happens when you shut down PP. Kansas is what happens when you cut taxes for the rich. Wisconsin is what happens when you cut education. The Great Lakes and Flint, MI are what to expect when you kill the EPA.

Why do we continue to act surprised that our government clearly doesn’t have our best interests…

If a hairstyle is disrupting the educational process, that means your curriculum and instructional methods suck. (Also: yes, of course racism)

What I took from this origin story is that his dad is a moron and Bannon is out to avenge his dumb father who is rich enough to own tons of AT&T stock but too cheap or ignorant to hire even the most minimally qualified financial professional to suggest that might not be the best strategy.

You’d think a banker in Goldman Sachs’ investment banking division would know enough about the stock market to set his father up with an index fund portfolio, if he could not be bothered to manage daddy’s portfolio himself.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

Steve Bannon is not uneducated. It defies belief that someone who understands Wall Street and capitalism

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.