What’s sadder is that his vote cancels out yours.

ALSO THE 12 POOR PEOPLE WHO WIN THE LOTTERY EACH YEAR NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MEDICAID ASAP AND ALSO PAY BACK MONEY

There can only be one.

As drug abuse and celebrity go hand in hand, megastardom, it would seem, is bad for one’s health.

While I would love for the midterms to go decidedly blue there is nothing I have seen to make me believe the Dems can pull it off

You can’t run a country by bullshit tornado.

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

At least he will support an investigation into this matter, right?

Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

Amazing how there are still people alive who can remember the Before Time. It has been Eons.

Seriously. It’s so minimizing, that he’s not even denying it, he’s making a joke of it. Ted, you are not cool and never will be cool.

“nothing burger”

Month 2

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!