That hundreds of people are showing up to call out Chaffetz warms my cold, black heart.

That number is way more than the $12-15 billion estimate that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell cited in January and double the estimated $10 billion that Trump himself stated.

ACLU has a great app that streams directly to their servers so your video will still exist even if the pigs destroy your phone.

“Violence against law enforcement officers”

Classic Trump dump...!!!!

Following up on the Nordstrom & TJX brouhaha, the slimmest glimmer of hope:

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

I would love to have a chance to refuse to go to the White House.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

I’m sitting at work, with you in spirit. I have 3 kids in public schools. All 3 will have her policies come down on them and at this moment if I could afford to send them to private school I would.

We don’t need no education, we don’t need no birth control, mom leave us kids alone.

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

I mean, he once read The Joy of Sex when he was bored. He also saw a comedian make a joke about eating out women and told himself he was going to think about trying out the alphabet method the next time he had the chance. That was three years ago, but he thinks about it every now and then, so really, he’s going to be…

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Shit, the terrorists are getting really creative. That’s devastating, but I’m almost glad the media didn’t cover it; no need to raise its visibility.

The photos of the bloodbath are beginning to now surface:

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.