probably don't want the kids giving themselves dick-burn since her character is ridiculously over sexified.

u gots no niggas yet you flashin gang signs like a mofucker. get raped and die you fucking whores.

It's a giant explosive penis

i've never flown before and the first time I tried a carrier take off / landing I passed with (pardon the pun) flying colors. It's easy. All you have to do is keep putting quarters in the machine.

houdini was a convicted sex offender and would routinely ejaculate into the taped open eyes of his assistants. I won't be reading this article.

I wrote directed and starred in a porn with that chick before she died, and let me tell you something - she was a freak in the sack. She was always like "put it in my ear, let me taste my ass, ect. ect.". then she would just jump out of bed and scare my wife like she does in the game. It was the worst episode of…

well at least the world is still busy crushing dreams and innovation in the name of copyright. I'll sleep easier tonight.

this is kinda over the top considering that only the most depraved corners of the internet offer nude disney princess pics. they're usually clothed.

why the stupid name for such a cool game? oh right... nerds.

welp. this is over right now.

i hate you so. so much.

3rd time's the charm. maybe now she won't do whatever it was she did.

aw geah

i wouldn't wish these rims on my worst fucking enemy. they need to add these to the list of acceptable execution practices in the united states. just wheel one into the room, the guy will die

this is awesome as shit

fuck you

yes

i'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you.

fuck you

give to daddy