I hope someone super famous get's one and hires a driver who thinks they can do this and they end up wrapped around a tree.

boom shitty boom boom shitty. boom shitty. boom boom shitty.

um. what fucking study proved this?

The good news is that War Machine has been captured. The bad news is that the damage he did to Christy Mack is so unspeakably awful that even reading the following police documents will make your blood boil to dangerous levels.

and was immediately arrested for old loitering tickets.

this is the funniest dumbest thing i've ever seen in my entire 5 min of life. that's correct. I've just been born

"dick-fart grey" better than red.

maybe now the fucking bitch won't cheat

marry me

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit

too bad it's a shitty game with horrible collision detection

fucking give to daddy

why did she fuck this horse before talking to him?

probably don't want the kids giving themselves dick-burn since her character is ridiculously over sexified.

u gots no niggas yet you flashin gang signs like a mofucker. get raped and die you fucking whores.

It's a giant explosive penis

i've never flown before and the first time I tried a carrier take off / landing I passed with (pardon the pun) flying colors. It's easy. All you have to do is keep putting quarters in the machine.

houdini was a convicted sex offender and would routinely ejaculate into the taped open eyes of his assistants. I won't be reading this article.

I wrote directed and starred in a porn with that chick before she died, and let me tell you something - she was a freak in the sack. She was always like "put it in my ear, let me taste my ass, ect. ect.". then she would just jump out of bed and scare my wife like she does in the game. It was the worst episode of…

well at least the world is still busy crushing dreams and innovation in the name of copyright. I'll sleep easier tonight.