lol

We have a release date for the sequel: June 8, 2018. That's a long time to wait, considering that we were teased with Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah at Comic-Con. [MTV]

you just solved the planet. love it

I'm so fucking sick of seeing shorts and movies where the main character is some underdog kid that day dreams. Is this what happens at McDonalds when I'm not around? Does everyone run around pretending to be P Diddy instead of working?

I hate this. It's stupid. I say that because I'm jealous.

jesus christ

what the fuck am i looking at here

coolest thing ever

derrrrrr this is a plate...

nice one

I will never stop laughing at rap videos. Ever.

who the fuck is brittany murphy?

vampires are fucking stupiddddddddd

I like how most pro athletes are homophobes but they just wander around the locker rooms with their fucking cock hanging out, and slap each other on the ass. I believe Key and Peele did a sketch about that. When I was in HS i refused to shower on school grounds. 20 naked kids in a locker room. That shit is gay as…

#iftheygunnedmedown

land mines are not poisonous to the environment.

I solved them all simultaneously. I'm kind of a big deal.

probably because you'd get your ass beat to death either for wearing them, or because someone wanted to steal yours.

if you don't knock it off right now i'm going to stick my dick in the mash potatoes

jesus christ.