Little does she know that the photo of Dave will live on at NSA headquarters

meow meow

won't they be surprised when nobody notices!

BREAKING: Possible just filed for bankruptcy.

BLUE 32. BLUE 32. HUT HUT. FAG

check that shit out! an electric muscle car! that's like having a fur sink! USELESS

if they made a fucking 707 Dart half the country's 19 year olds would be wrapped around a tree in no time flat. what would the 0-60 be in that thing? It weighs like 4 lbs

yes it is

not interested

She even threw Herpes into the deal, but he wasn't biting :(

week and a half sober. go me

oh. my. god.

Call me sexist but I don't know a single woman who can afford her own porsche. But I DO see a lot of them crashing their bf's porsches into stuff.

R2?! R2!!!!!!

FALSE! America is not for the poor! Because this guy right here, is black. Probably from a well to do family, grew up in some white suburb where it was safe to play at night.

DECELERATION IS VERY MUCH A THING. It's even got a def in the dictionary. ;)

This is all going to be super hilarious when they actually are on the run. I'm sure they'll get involved in some dumb shit sooner or later. Beyonce will get drunk and accidentally run someone over in a lambo or some shit.

Just ordered mine

what's the point?

hiiiiiii