I’m not banned, but I’ve lost the ability even to star someone’s post (ETA—looks like I can star posts here—maybe just not on Gawker). And I’m in the grays, as you can tell—that is, if you can see this post at all. I used to be a starred commenter (started commenting here about 10 years ago), and now this. It’s okay,…

She got banned for criticizing Gawker about the article that “outed” the CEO of their rival.

I apologize in advance because people are going to get tired of me doing this, but: SANDERS 2016!!

You must be a FIB?

You’re new to the internets =) welcome sane person and enjoy your bitter ride into insanity through vicious attacks, unexplained rage, horrible personal attacks and shameless self promotion. But, at the end of the day, you can also watch porn or any measure of brutality in any flavor!

Nobody made you click on this or spend time writing about why you wish you hadn’t. You know what? You’re really acting like your mother right now.

Agreed. But we're going to be paying in regardless, we might as well get it spent on us.

Zzyzx for the win!

“Did you know that Taylor Swift hands out light-up bracelets that synchronize to her music at all of her concerts?”

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

Oh good, nastiness as soon as the savior-candidate’s questioned.

And what if the contestants are taking steroids to shrink their dicks?!?!?!

She was just mad that SHE got a C.

I feel so bad for Kylie. She might be a kardashian, but she’s a teenager. Her parents don’t give a shit about her except for her money making potential (WTF, Bruce?), and the mistakes she's making seem pretty reasonable for a kid in her position. She didn't have a chance.

They should not fuck. Why? Because I don’t want them to. I’d rather see the Veep and Gary have sex.

And? Between this “big reveal” and Jack White’s anger over the leaking of his tour rider’s special recipe for guacamole I’m seriously starting to wonder about people’s threshold for yummy secret recipes. Take it from a Latina, this deliciousness is hard to screw up aside from that cottage cheese abomination mentioned…

But you gotta admit, it’s pretty quick.

I’ll vote, but if Clinton wins the primary, I’m still writing in “Bernie Sanders”.

I travel a lot for work. I usually leave $5/day and make sure to leave it every morning before heading out of my room because sometimes it’s not the same housekeeping person as it was the day before.

She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…