Not only is this motherfucker wearing that shirt, but someone is selling that shirt.

Fox News analyst Sarah Palin addressed the role of television in the low attendance projections by claiming, "I can see it from my house."

For the mouth part of your face.

Sierra Nevada is great beer. Not always the best of the best but always very good. I don't care for wit beers; but, if you handed me one that was made by Sierra Nevada, I'd drink it. You want something nice and hoppy without going overboard? Torpedo. A barley-wine style that doesn't approach Boone's Farm sweetness?…

PERFECT! Here comes the expansion to 8 teams.