Gravity Falls AND Parker Lewis. You are great.

I personally would buy more Dove products if they changed their marketing schtick from “~*~*~ you’re so beautiful inside and out and here are some naked ladies to remind you that we’re all beautiful ~*~*~*~*~” to “YOU’RE NOT BEAUTIFUL AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE. YOUR WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING IS NOT PREDICATED ON YOUR…

THEY ARE THE DOUCHE TELLING WOMEN TO SMILE. Yes, that is exactly correct. When they do the “ALL women are beautiful!” schtick, it’s just a reinforcement of the idea that beauty is all-important.

Women are five times more likely to be murdered if their abuser has a gun.

The only thing that can stop a bad father with a gun is a good grade-schooler with a gun.

Am I awful in thinking that the issue is less the non-casting of Banks and the casting of Maguire? Peter Parker is a high-school senior. At no point in Spider-Man does Maguire look like anything other than an older dude with large eyes pretending to be a high schooler.

Are all of your exes accounted for?

The thought of Lili Taylor in a musical comedy GIVES ME LIFE. [People]

blunt traumatic asphyxiation

But when everybody’s like, ‘It’s a cash grab?’ Everything ever made in Hollywood since the beginning of time is a cash grab. That’s why the original Ghostbusters existed. It wasn’t an altruistic thing.

I am very confused by this. If you pull the plug out of a boat, the boat will sink, but it’s not like you can’t get out of a kayak. Could he not swim, and she knew that? If he couldn’t swim, why wasn’t he wearing a lifejacket? Was he already capsized when she left him? It says he was holding onto the paddle to stay…

If it’s not dangerous to remove the plug then why does that hole look so shocked?

But after the 48 Hours episode I found her to be not guilty! Going kayaking without the plug is not going to kill you. This is the plug on top of the kayak:

So now conservatives are trying to appropriate feminism? I guess it’s less offensive than when they try to take credit for ending slavery and passing Civil Rights?

tbh that’s where i like hiddleston more.

I don’t think we should focus on Persky (or Turner, for that matter) to the exclusion of everything else, but in the same way Persky’s sentence sent a strong message to rapists everywhere (“Don’t worry, white boys, even if you are caught in the act of raping an unconscious person by multiple witness, the justice…

Honestly, I thought that was more about how tiring it is to put a kid to bed. I barely feel human after that sometimes.

Except you choosing to not have children means the rest of society is raising the children that will be your doctors, lawyers, care workers some day. They're putting in that hard work so you don't have to, and yet you will benefit from their work.

Yeah, I’m confused. Is it that people think workout clothes can be worn multiple times without washing? Or that people need workout clothes to smell good even after they’ve been used and placed in the hamper?

This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?