How many more years before retaliatory beanballs are no longer a thing in baseball culture? It’s absurd that the penalty for pumping your fist after hitting a homerun is that some other guy gets plunked in the back with a 98mph fastball. Children and sore losers, these guys.

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

That limp makes this the Kirk Gibson moment of mound charging. Someone splice a jumping Tommy Lasorda into this