Wow, I actually felt my vagina slam shut and try to permanently seal itself off
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IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK
Fellow San Franciscan here. I watched a guy with a phone and a wheeled piece of luggage utterly ignore dog shit on the sidewalk. He didn’t step in it, but he caught it with his luggage and pulled a streak 20 feet down the sidewalk.
pretty sure the woman in the white hat standing in front of the camera was not using landscape... and rightfully got a face-full of snow and ice.
All trains don’t stop at all stations. And its not a good idea to stand on a platform even in good weather if your train isn’t there, lots of debris can appear out of nowhere. Saw a fellow commuter take a folding lawn chair to the body once, and we had no idea where it came from.
As long as there were no rocks in the snow or solid chunks of ice, I think it would be fine.
Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?
That seems REALLY fugging unsafe
My ex whispered a story to me about someone leaving behind a coat at the restaurant where he worked. His coworkers discovered weed in the pocket and they all smoked it. He “whispered” this story in the backseat while my parents were driving and the radio was off. AND he got mad when I told him later he shouldn’t tell…
I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.
Wow, I....I was so wrong.
THANK YOU. I had 4 miscarriages before my current pregnancy and when I would express worry for this baby people liked to respond by telling me the worst thing I could do was let myself be stressed but, hello, that is not really within my control. Like yes, obviously I’m trying to stay calm and relaxed, but I don’t…
My husband is a hairy, ethnically Italian bastard so it’s likely this little guy will already look the part! Halloween = solved.
It was just really funny too because in the last few months I’ve been at 3 different beer festivals, a new years eve party where people were doing blow and fucking in the bathroom, seen 2 foul mouthed stand up comics live, binged Making a Murderer, and watched at least 3 Tarantino movies, but sitting in the living…
My acupuncturist texted me when she was in a seminar, and said: “I paid to take this class. I just learned that if you want a healthy, happy baby, do not employ midgets or look at monkeys. Would love to hear the story behind those superstitions.”
There’s a scene on the CBS show Criminal Minds in which JJ, a pregnant FBI profiler, halts a conversation about a killer to put headphones over her pregnant belly.
Well, he’ll definitely be a werewolf now. A+ parenting. ;)
The one I found most amusing was being told not to look at the eclipse back in September. Did it anyway, I’ll find out in a few weeks if I messed him up.