Serious question that has nothing to do with the oppressive heat: is it really that bad that Kanye wanted “all variations of black”? I think everyone looks awesome.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooly fuckin shit. Lots to unpack here.

Easily the best news I’ve heard all week. Thank you!

I laughed out loud at your comment. Genuinely hilarious! Still laughing, actually.

Impressive! Enjoy the double knee replacement.

Yikes, Rebekah. Get yourself a Xanax and a doobie.

I completely agree. Just look at her huge following and trust that they like her for their own reasons. Why do we need to challenge her because she still says ‘the gays?’ She’s old as hell — of course she still says ‘the gays.’ And I’m sure all of her gay fans know that she still says ‘the gays.’ I bet if she didn’t…

There are plenty of pretty people who are not successful.

Lol ya, you seem great at fitting in.

Holy shit can Chyna yell.

THANK YOU. I have never found him to be attractive in the slightest. I would instantly recoil if I ran into him, famous or not, in a bar.

Nope. Still don’t want an STI. Not worth the ‘meh’ drunk random sex.

And STI’s!!!!!!!!!

Stassa, you nailed the title of this article.

Gah. I love him. I will miss him. I hope to someday meet him.

PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best high/drunk food. The. Best.

at my desk like:

They don’t. They also don’t have to be colorful potato sacks.

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Yikes dude you need to get a grip. And a Xanax.