Naw, neither of them are country anymore. Not sure Miley Cyrus ever got played on country stations.

Wow, it’s almost like capitalism is a foundational element of structural sexism. Color me shocked.

Full disclosure: I typed that while lying down.

Not how it works brother

who are these people?

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

True confession: I did get involved with the rhw conversation but I can(happily) talk about anything. Life here is...what it is, but good. And with you?

I would have thought that clothing, because of the purpose of its use, would provide the users a reasonable expectation of not allowing people to look underneath it and take pictures of what they see there—i.e., “privacy”—according to the law. But I’m not a lawyer or a lawmaker, so I don’t understand their logic.

You do realize the healthcare system in america is not actually socialized, right?

TL;DR: Possible people > actual people

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

Omg no lie no shame I would pay a good 3-4 bucks above market price to get a box of Charli XCX tampons. I’d never use them, just display them on my bathroom counter prominently.

“Protect parents rights”... I’m confused - are they carrying the baby for 9 months? Giving up the next 18 years of their life to raise them? Giving up their college degrees and high school for the baby?

I’m at the end stages of a very wanted and planned pregnancy and forcing someone to go through this if they don’t absolutely want to is fucking sadistic. Pregnancy sucks! I’m having an “easy” pregnancy and I’m fucking miserable. Of course, those sadistic assholes would probably be delighted to hear that not only does…

Yet once again proving that pregnancy and having an unwanted baby is supposed to be a punishment for having sex and nothing else. If only those underaged (and unmarried!) sluts hadn’t had sex, none of this would have happened. Now they have to face the “consequences”.

those lazy infants can pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

My wife’s family is always going on about how we need to move to Austin because it’s a bustling city, great music and food scene, family friendly and all that (they’re from around there), and articles like this serve prove my counter-point, “But then we’d have to live in fucking Texas,” to be irrefutable.

we want to protect parents’ rights

Then I demand a raise. And a BJ.

I just don’t understand how people find it so difficult. The first time I needed to change a tire, I looked at the jack, looked at the tire, and it was extremely self explanatory.