Speaking as someone who was in literally every demographic being targeted in this movie when it came out, I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone liked this movie at all, let alone enough to generate any sort of excitement about it being made into a broadway musical twenty years later. But then there’s a lot…

If we can have scores of people doing whatever it is Chainsmokers are supposed to be doing, we got room for both Peaches and Cupcakke.

Knives’s inclusion here is misplaced. The whole point is Scott’s a mess, and you’re supposed to hate what he did to her. Of course, she’s a pretty big mess herself, though Scott has a good deal to do with that.

Been wanting to sue Cyrus for this atrocity for years.

Awesome! It was supposed to be rebuilt like a month after the fire. Glad they’re sticking with it.

I got bad news about The Diner Grill...

Moved to an area where every bar and restaurant has a TV in it and it fucking sucks. I’d support a constitutional amendment barring TVs in all bars and restaurants up to and including sports bars.

“Kara Brown, Writer on Grown-ish”

Yep. I don’t necessarily blame Lorde so much as this BDS nonsense.

This illustration is freaking me the fuck out right now.

God, Dark Side suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

God, Dark Side suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

It’s a deal.

Pretty much yeah. Sounds good.

Kinda heartened that we live in a time where the passing of character actors that we all know but could never call by name has become front page news.

“If you’re looking for a weekend jam, direct yourself in the direction of Blake Shelton’s 2016 collaboration with the Oak Ridge Boys, ‘Doing It to Country Songs.’”

Yeah. Read it at the time as one last “fuck you” while heading out the door.

AUGH, NO CHRONO TRIGGER.

Watched the first episode of this due to the deeply divided reaction to the movie. Seemed people either absolutely adored it, or deeply, deeply hated it, so figured it must be at least interesting. Quickly joined Camp Hate before reaching the midpoint of the episode. It’s not even that I didn’t find it funny, it’s…

Initially thought this story involved Gucci Mane reading Dr. Seuss and I care so very much less now that I know the truth.

“Conrad Hilton has lately comported himself like a little monster by stealing a Bentley from Rick Salomon and then driving to E.G. Daily’s house in pursuit of his ex-girlfriend, Hunter Daily Salomon.”