I dunno, looks like it’s gonna be quite comfortable this weekend. What’s that? The weather’s different depending on where you are in the world? Strange.

I mean yeah, obviously the Wall Street Journal employs a bunch of dudes who would wear cargo shorts.

Oy, I’ve heard The Cure’s “Lullaby” was very popular for those dances, and it’s kind of about being eaten by a monster person (and probably fucking).

I’m kind of impressed that I’ve heard of almost none of these. And yeah, fuck Jack Johnson and Jason Mraz.

The camera’s nice because if the kid makes a noise you can just look at the monitor and say “Oh, just rolling around. Back to Mario Kart.”

He’s a fairly conscientious guy, though no one’s perfect. I’m not sure why anyone would know him outside of Chicago (and even then). But he shares my appreciation of Chance the Rapper and that goes a long way with me these days.

Have grown to like Josh Terry, worried he’d said something terminally idiotic.

Holy shit at looking at the cover of Night Time, My Time and thinking “Hey, naked chick, pretty hot.” What a fucking creep.

Maybe it’s just me (and I thought the same thing with George Zimmerman) but I feel the yearbook picture with the bright smiling face is way creepier and damning than a mugshot would be sitting next to the awful truth of what he’s done.

Horrifying thing to happen to Ms. Stowe but what really got my attention was “Wait, Brian Benben?!?!?!”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to retire because I will never again write a better headline. Goodbye!”

I think it was the New York democratic primary she won.

I officially agree with Megyn Kelly and Bill O’Reilly about something.

“Jia Tolentino is from Texas, and by rights of location no doubt knows what truly good Mexican food is”

I usually make fun of people click on articles, don’t read them, and then complain “GUH, WHO CAREZ ABOUT DIS”.

ugh foo fighters go away forever pleeeeeeeeeeeeease

He is always the very worst “feat” artist, I don’t understand why he keeps getting phone calls. Neither Tinashe nor Sevyn Streeter nor Nicki Minaj need your ass, keep walking.

Lovato’s vocals also sounds exactly like Santigold from “Creator”. Probably less of a case but I found it striking.

Been more than a few years since I’ve taken social studies but I believe any federal law gets sent to the court upon the president signing it. DOA.

I’d assume the Supremes would shoot it down outright. Pretty sure not even Roberts lets this through, let alone Kennedy.