Yeah. When Chief Keef went to jail for the first time there were prison rape jokes on pretty much every story I read and on Twitter. He was 16 or 17 at the time.

I think we don’t live in the same country.

Whoa there, autoplay ad.

He’d play at Nori’s brother’s christening if he’s asked and not doing a Victoria’s Secret thing that weekend.

Who knew it would be Rolling Stone that murdered it?

Had more coffee than usual today and that’s how I read it.

Justin Bieber in a Death Row hoodie.

Actually thought, “Who the fuck is this goofball who is not Drake?” before getting it so yeah I guess I’m for real too.

“We don’t need you. Really, we don’t. Frankly, most of us would be better off if you weren’t around to crowd secular institutions out of the market.”

They’re being required by law to fill out a form so they don’t have to provide birth control services to their employees. That someone else will at that point is none of their business. There’s literally nothing here to dispute.

Because they would then lose the lawsuit.

...Right.

Grumble grumble, something about lawns, grumble, grumble

Nah, this is the guy who invented sex. You’re thinking of Prince.

I think it involved exploiting fundraising loopholes also, but yeah. I’m convinced we’re only talking about this GOP caricature for the same reason a charisma-free buffoon with zero ideas with the surname of Bush is the frontrunner: three dozen candidates and not a single one worth considering voting for.

It was something called The Takeaway. I’d never heard it before. Apparently the guy was a professor in Milwaukee or something and I was like “Need to go back to school, son.”

Ms. Kaling would not be OK with this comment.

Can’t completely write of Kelly myself, but certainly a good four or five tracks on 12-Play (as well as Aaliyah’s debut) give me the shivers just thinking about them.

I heard the tail end of a thing on NPR this morning saying he’ll be seen as a moderate, and really, even next to Cruz and Santorum, this guy is no fucking moderate.

My understanding it’s the Milwaukee suburbs that are to blame.