So you’re not a humanist. You’re not an egalitarian. You’re nothing. Go away.

Jesus wants his cross back.

We got a long list of words. We got a lot of banning to do.

I have an irrational hatred toward the branding of Seamless and I stare at the ads on the train in furious judgement. That is all.

Was at a country bar (god knows why) where I saw a “UNITED WE STAND” sign. Right next to it was the Confederate flag.

Guess I should see the thing this is based on. I’ve seen the most rapturous praise and I’ve seen the deepest abhorrence expressed towards that movie, and literally nothing in between. If nothing else it must be something.

If you’ve heard his music that would have been your reaction before this day.

Heard about this on NPR a few months back and it’s really what we should be looking at. But it’s not and it won’t be, because BOOTSTRAPS.

Funny how difficult it is to tell a racist troll from an anti-religious one.

You look in the mirror and figure out what the fuck is the matter with you.

It’d be controversial to the base. For whatever reason they’re still trying to squeeze water from the Cranky Old White People stone one more time.

I’m pretty sure that-dude-who-I-assume-used-to-be-in-a-Disney-band-and-the-anonymous-woman-he-is-with is clearly the third wheel in this scenario.

Wanted to respond to this comment but could only manage to blink at it for a good fifteen minutes.

And nothing will change our collective resolve that all Americans should be able to exercise their faith in their daily lives without infringement and harassment.

Ha, OK.

Great, sick, details.

I’m googling this now because I still don’t believe you. And whatever answer I get there I still won’t believe it.

“My Iron Lung” or gtfo.

Can’t figure out if this is a fantastic idea or a terrible one but everyone give Charli XCX more work please.

huh both originalists all “its what it says, not what they meant” how weird