This could have all been avoided if they had kissed someplace indoors away from the cameras the way that most famous people who want to keep their relationships and dalliances secret do.  But that wouldn’t get any publicity, so...

But not only that - If you join Scientology, they don’t tell you about the aliens for a while. You have to spend tens of thousands of dollars on classes until you “ascend a high enough rank” to learn the truth.

All religions require some sort of leap of faith, but at least they’ll TELL you about Jesus (or prophets, or r…

Oh, and drugs. The man LOVES to sing about drugs.

Um... He’s almost always singing about bitches and money. (Not the guns so much - he is Canadian, after all.) I’m actually a big fan of his but I’ll admit that a HUGE chunk of his lyrics are very misogynistic.

Simpsons did it.

She literally married the guy who made and sold the Paris sex tape. He did the same thing to Hilton that had happened to Pam, and she married him.

Here’s hoping she’s a better mother than Dina was!

Nothing says “wellness” like being hooked up to an IV instead of, you know, eating FOOD with nutrients.

Only if they rescind all the Oscars won by Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Emil Jannings, Kevin Spacey, Mel Gibson, Dennis Hoffman, Casey Affleck...

Schafer “somehow avoids looking cheap or tacky?”
Guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on THAT one.

Even Joan at her most hateful would be better than this “Please punch me in the face, please step on me,” etc. crap

There was also a donkey in “Triangle of Sadness,” but... I don’t want to talk about it.

Tom Cruise, one of the biggest stars in the world whose movie is nominated in several categories, has not been announced as a presenter. A performance of that film’s Best Original Song nominee has yet to be announced, either.

Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but it makes me wonder if Tommy Boy is haggling behind the…

These “celebrity meals” are so stupid. The only one even close to worthwhile was the BTS one, and that’s only because there was a special dipping sauce for it. Same thing for the Megan the Stallion “hottie sauce” at Popeyes - at least there was something new and special about it and not just... Regular menu items.

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There’s a huge difference between being related to a celebrity and having the life-altering levels of international fame that the others had.  There’s zero comparison

“Irene Cara becomes the only Black woman to win a non-acting Oscar”

Yes, those things made her a huge, huge star. Her childhood was ruined by rabid fans and the paparazzi clamoring for photos of... (checks notes) “the girl who appeared in the documentary Livin It: Unusual Suspects”

Literally what are you talking about with the John Mulaney comparison? His split was talked about WAY MORE on all the gossip sites, blogs, socials, etc. than Wong’s. I know people who used to be fans and now hate him and won’t watch him anymore because of the way his his divorce played out in public.

You can definitely say that about Selena and Kylie. Hailey - not so much.

It was Jennifer Coolidge