Guess Josh Safdie lost his muse.

Eeeehhh... Ok, so here’s the thing: I DESPISE Lauren Boebert. Hate, hate, hate. And if this is true then I will laugh with the purest schadenfreude in my heart to watch her be exposed as a hypocrite.

BUT - Is there an kind of proof at all? Because otherwise it just seems like something out of the “How to Insult Women”…

What dress?

Kids whose parents will take them to see it and buy the toys.

She was shown boarding a flight to Joplin, but we don’t know that she was at LAX. She may have just come off a connecting flight.

They only try to get the date of the D&D game changed so Lucas can play in it. They barely even acknowledge his “please come to my game.”

I get it; not every kid likes sports. I didn’t like sports. But Will & Dustin are pretty lousy friends to Lucas, and it doesn’t get called out the way Mike being lousy to Will is.

I was really expecting *something* about the Hammond grandkids. Ariana Richards was at the premiere, and Joseph Mazzello has had a pretty steady acting career as an adult, but no.

Just the annoying clone girl (WHO IS THE TRUE VILLIAN OF THE SERIES BECAUSE SHE RELEASED DINOSAURS INTO THE WILD SO EVERY DEATH BY DINO…

I just rewatched part of the newest season, and one thing that struck me was the scene where they all realize the basketball and D&D games will conflict, Lucas flat-out asks his friends, “Please come to my game,” and the other kids don’t even consider it for a second.

There’s also the moment when Lucas sees them after…

Except she wasn’t a ditzy blonde. They made her very sweet and likeable and even faked us out with a possible Odd Couple pairing with the D&D guy. 

I remember when Robert Rodriguez named his sons Rocket, Racer, Rebel, and Rogue. Good luck finding a baby-sitter lol

Imagine trying to discipline a 1-year-old named Powerful Queen.

The writer or director or someone actually had the nerve to say that was supposed to be THE brontosaurus from the first JP, and knowing that pretty much ruined my life :(

Ray J is not Marvin Gaye. 

Ray J is not Marvin Gaye.