the Big Ballers, which his oldest son LaMelo plays for

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

We’ve gone from Game 1 being “the joe johnson game” to this series becoming “the joe johnson series”. Like, i was never going to tell my kids about Joe Johnson before, but now “dude turned the clock all the way back for 2 weeks and stuck the final knife in the Doc/Blake/CP3 Clippers” is in his first paragraph of his…

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

Like there are faces made for radio,there are voices made for print.

Fuck off.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

A) That’s not what racism is. People have been butchering Krzyzewski’s name for years, and that’s not racist either. Not everything in the world is racist.

LeBron’s Cavs channeling the 2004 Red Sox,

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

Go on...

I was skiing in Sun Valley, Idaho about 20 years ago... Schwarzenegger strutted in, in a tight, purple ski suit. I’m putting on my boots on the bench to the side, he puts his hands on his hips, stops and say “See, Marie, we are one of the normal people” and marched up stairs.

Does the film have Eva Green in it? No? Well then of course it’s not going to be as good.

No fair. Jerry Jones’ rigor mortis gives him an advantage.