Hey USPOC what if they just stood there like auromotons and waited until after the medal ceremony and then tweeted their pic and posted their comments? What would you do then you bunch of cowardly bureaucrats? Good luck winning that 1st amendment challenge. Buffoons.  

As a person who is legitimately very myopic and has been wearing corrective lenses since the 2nd grade, these assholes really piss me off. 

Sure looks like “Fair and Balanced” (gaslighting) to me

Forced birthers be like that.

A nice nod to the original, too.

It didn’t go so well for Grima Wormtounge after Denethor took a flaming leap. Lindsey’s pretty much on that level. I’m not comparing McCain to Denethor at all but Graham’s spot on as Grima.

The attendant was probably confused because the note was on Red Sox stationery...

The 12 Sealed Indictments.... I like the sound of that.

My local Giant Eagle has Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale available in a growler.  I firmly believe that I won.

It is time to paint them into a corner.  Simple, yet there they are, alone and exposed.

Well, by gosh, if White Priv-uh-ledge can’t protect you in this instance then what in dad-gum heck is it good for anyway?  I mean gosh golly!

Not since Fernando have I seen a no-look throw as on the money as this.

5 years is the statute of limitations for obstruction of justice. If that’s not the rallying cry for the vast majority of this country, that this miscreant could walk away from all of this if he’s not defeated at the ballot box, then there is well and truly no hope for the democracy we’ve all become fat, drunk and…

Kolasinac probably won't see a 50/50 challenge for a loose ball anytime soon. 

This helped me to stop weeping for the future. Thank you.

True. Dubinsky and Wisnewski live in absolute freaking mansions here. Kessels joint looks like the servants quarters by comparison. 

Just have to admire how in the face of the awesome beast charging the poor defenseless child the brave onlooker was able to ... continue filming. In portrait mode, no less.

When Adam Foote signed his (horrific) contract with the Blue Jackets several years ago, he walked into a house in Tartan Fields, stood in the foyer and said “We’ll take it. Let’s go drink” and walked out.

Correction: This post incorrectly identified the coach that Ibrahimovic called a “little bitch” as Bob Bradley. It has been updated. Our apologies.

The most amazing thing about Panarin during his time here in Columbus was the ability to skate in and out of danger without ever taking a big hit.