This serves as your annual reminder that teams do not win the Stanley Cup, they rent it for a 12 month period with an option (rarely exercised) for additional 12 month period(s). 

So damn lazy and entitled she can’t even find a website.  From 2007.

Having learned the hard way (meaning this is what my butt doc told me post surgery), take a few relaxing breaths, sit down and if you aren’t voiding in short order, get the hell up. And no grunting, straining or screaming at your anus to HURRY UP.

Wicked pissah shawt Cahl!

Yeah but I paid a LOT more to watch two of those graduations than I ever could at an OSU hockey game...

Now if the crowd in Tampa is ever the same size as the capacity of Ingalls Rink aka the Yale Whale, then they REALLY have an attendance problem.

So you've been to a Buckeyes game at the Schott I see?

Well the home team Red Sox weren’t in town, so this is what you get.

Were you the guy sitting in the right field bleachers chanting “Les Geaux Expo” in a Quebecoise accent? We were about 3 rows behind you. 

You have to wonder, in part, if Clarence isn’t piping up like this now just to remind people that Joe Biden didn’t do enough to keep this imminently unqualified, overtly sexist, favor-keeping underwhelmer off the bench when he had the chance.

Even drops down on this left knee, just like grandpa

I power down my phone every night and leave it downstairs. That was the rule when the kids got their first cellphones...and they are in their 20s now, still haven’t flown the nest after graduating and take their phones everywhere bcuz what they did in college. I guess I need to run up the white flag on this one...

Stop clowning with us.

Never, ever underestimate the Irish for their ability to ignore the staggering drunk in the room.  That was like so many weekends with my relatives that I actually got the sweats watching it.

By far Flynn is the biggest domino to fall.  Just need a little push, a tiny little tremor... 

And what of So Damn White Mike Pence anyway? Methinks they in the Whitest House have realized that Jesus’ caddy might actually say what the heck actually happened if anyone asks him under oath.  Because bibles and swearin’ at Gawd and whatnot.  They have gone full Weekend At Bernie’s with the Holy Hoosier.

I’m overqualified for the job then because I made it to the McD’s men’s room before I nearly sharted myself on a business trip in NYC. Left the client in my car, keys in and engine running, in the Bronx. Made a full out sprint thru the place to the hopper. I owe my sphincter so much after that day.

This league has an actual replay review for “goaltender interference” that only results in a determination of a goal/no goal and a penalty called “interference” that results in a 2 minute penalty for the player committing the infraction.  We can't expect them to get anything else right if, after video review, they…

Allow everything short of picking the damn puck up and throwing it into the net count as a goal and move the hell on.

If has more/different words than “I’M RUNNING AGAIN BITCHEZ” then will not purchase.