Bring back Wenger and Mourinho for this match. MAKE THIS HAPPEN

The Blues are my team now that the Blue Jackets are out. Yes, I am that damn simple. 

Fair.

But, but... I thought they could see Russia from their Alaskan front porches?

So Waterworld was a future documentary? Huh

I thought this was the moment the inner OSU fan was going to burst out of the Jackets’ fans chests and burn the place down like an old couch. Instead, all we got was a bag of peanuts...

Just wait until he won’t leave office.  In 2025.

Jackets #8 defenseman is renting space in the head of the Bruins #1 scorer.

My thought when I saw the goal in real time.  He even juggled it because it was stuck in his glove.  

Esa Tikkanen called. He wants his first name back. 

Or, you know, score some goals.

Comparing Marchand to Wilt Chamberlain is a tall order.

And yet, somehow, the refs miss him clothesline Atkinson with his stick after Cam gives him a slight shove while going back to the face off dot. You know, after he had to go get a new stick because Rat Face Boy stomped on it.

Short version:  Apparently he ran on a contra-dictory platform and that caused some sort of kerfuffle.

This is the language of those that know they will never, ever be held accountable for the things they say or the things they do.  

Are we going to have to all line up in the hallway outside the nurse’s office with our sleeves rolled up again? That was the WORST.

The ref gave him a misconduct penalty, which is 10 minutes, not a game misconduct. League has to review all game misconduct penalties to see if additional discipline is warranted. Which sure as hell wasn’t going to happen but the league must be thrilled not to have to clutch their pearls over it.

If these nutters were around when Ben Hogan came back from pretty much dead, they would probably think it was the damn Rapture.

Dexter positively butchered that

Jesus was probably like “I crawled out from under a rock for THIS” once his eyes got adjusted to the sunlight