The kangaroo clearly thought that this creature had fallen from the sky and was just trying to shove it the hell right back up there. 

This is your periodic reminder of how horrible people like Jack Adams and Conn Smythe were towards the very people that made them famous. It’s high time the league took their names off the awards for “best coach” and “playoff MVP”.  And get rid of the Calder name on the trophy for best rookie.  Oh, wait, it’s the…

It’s almost as if they value family, freedom and faith above all else.  Hmmm.

If spineless Rob Portman gets his dander up (he is the guy that has a gay son but bashed away at the LBGTQ community for years until his son came fully out) and whilst firmly clutching pearls makes a speech on the Senate floor where he mostly obliquely and (if you squint) kind of hints around that Dolt45 was perhaps…

I completely sympathize with you, Nick. Having been a fan of an organization that just could not get it right for their first 10 years, made horrible draft picks, ran good coaches out of town, made trades that would be disallowed in fantasy leagues...and now your team, at its nadir, has my team’s next 1st round pick…

4th thing:  Kane is not able to fight Chara

Chad, I have the solution to your problems: be born earlier. Having been a Sox fan since the 60s (thanks to my dear Mom for the indoctrination to the world earlier that decade and the Sox in ‘67) you have a better balance of the abject misery with the (still) startling success.  

My moment of cognitive dissonance aside (this is right over your head at the end of the article/start of replies), we did a kitchen remodel and our contractor told us A) we shouldn’t replace our garbage disposal for all the reasons you’ve listed above and B) if you insist on having one, don’t overspend because other…

Sarri, not Sarri.  They need to make up their mind already. 

And that is how “he got Pivonked” entered our lexicon.

Crosby averted a beatdown by Haley by the narrowest of margins.  Quite unlike the final score.

WHOS MR BIG GAME GOAL SCORER MAN NOW HUH

+ a 6 pack and 1 box of unmarked VHS tapes

Same old shit, different day in Columbus...long live Torts!

This is going to be no different than the original, just with the outtakes. These lunatics probably killed at least one cast member every single episode. How would you know from week to week with those costumes?  The wanton violence was off the charts. And I sat there, glued to the TV every Saturday morning...

McCabe had 26 hours to his retirement when they canned him. They fired him expressly to punish him by taking away his pension for having opened up these investigations. In all the lead up to those last 26 hours all the WH and Sessions could come up with where the spurious charges about allegedly lying under oath about…

Once again, the pillars of the GOP that were the stewards of the Bipartisan Presidential Commission on Election Integrity have ferreted out voting fraud as they confidently said they would back in 2017. I want to be the first to congratulate the commission’s chairman, Vice President Mike Pence and the Vice-Chair,…

Duh

Thanks Zach, have been looking for a peppermint based cleaner since the Stop and Shop brand Nature’s Promise stopped making their tile cleaner with peppermint. It was the perfect cleaning spray for a kitchen, especially if you had the occasional ant problem. My dad lives alone and he keeps putting ant traps ON HIS…

Thanks Zach, have been looking for a peppermint based cleaner since the Stop and Shop brand Nature’s Promise stopped…

Thanks Beth, these are exactly what I need. I have been taking a Tribe FIT class and that’s been great, but need to work my core on the off days.