Bruce figured that was as good a time as any to fermez le Boucher. 

This is what so much losing does to some people. 

Yeah but those wimps that jump out of planes have parachutes to break their fall. Pffft

This just proves the lengths Republicans will go to in order to prove that voting fraud is real. 

“Reebok Russia’s attempt to inject a progressive message into its recent marketing campaign has blown up in its face.”

This what happens when you know words and you have the best words. There are so many words, all of them best, that sometimes when you open the door to the room where you keep the best words, one of them falls out when it’s not really its turn. So unfair.

George “The Animal” Steele clearly would’ve fought the winner.

Was gonna make a diving joke but he just went splat. Damn. 

More of this please. And this. Skaters have no business driving into the crease and should pay the price when they do. 

T Paper

Both of these gnoshing hockey men are from France. Where they eat snails. I rest my case.

But it says nothing about an electric sword cane.  They need to amend that damn law.

Well, the moon was damn big enough so how could the meteorite possibly miss it?  I mean COME ON.

Not exactly, as there is real money involved here. None of this "volunteer" stuff.

At least Rudy hasn’t jumped ship yet. See, here’s proof:

Can’t wait to see Roger misremembering his way through his speech.

Why are we making such a big deal over a little flurry?

If Columbus had lost their club to this... 

I thought MLS decided it was FO San Antonio?

We’ve been played for a dope!
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Through our pockets Precourt will grope!
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