Solid tip, I always wake early and get in a workout whilst my wife follows your lead. So, any tips for how to neutralize screaming, running little hellions that have to race to the elevator button while mommy shushes them? 

Gym class hero!

Yeah but did you get hurt?

Jesus Christ a freaking eyelash under my contacts brings me to my knees.

Did not see that coming.  You, not me. 

Summer college job working at factory during plant shutdown. It was an old factory, crazy ass hot and deserted except for about a dozen of us college boys. My best friend and I got this great idea to go and clean the only office floor that had AC for the entire day. There was an old elevator that stopped up at that…

You skipped over the part where he has been doing this his entire life. He owes more than he will ever admit to Liz Smith and The Daily News in New York. Anyone who didn’t see this coming was not paying the least bit of attention.

So I read an article today about a guy who grows his own tomatoes and everybody loves them and he said never place them stem up because that’s like “putting a baby on it’s head”.  I didn’t know tomatoes were so complicated. 

Hey, hey now! The little fella was himself an alien too, you know? But no, no I can’t imagine being in that scenario either.

After reading the translation of the lyrics am failing to see the issue.  Was always taught it is better to give than receive.  

The creepiest thing about this book: where are the damn people who are supposed to buy his caps? I think this is actually one of the first post-apocalyptic books to hit the market. The townspeople are all dead and this dude collects the caps from the corpses.   AND IT HAUNTS HIM SO HE WANDERS THE STREETS LOOKING FOR…

I would be in luck if I lived in Dallas.  Because I can ride my bike with no handlebars. 

I’m just going to sit here and wait for The Grateful Dead corporate marketing department to send out the inevitable copyright infringement letter for that paint job.

Born in CT, went to college in MA. I know firsthand how Katic feels.

Welcome to Ohio.  This state is truly a political microcosm of the entire country.  And don’t forget, the SCOTUS just upheld Ohio’s patently bogus argument for their “it’s not voter suppression” method of tossing people off the approved voter list for not voting in 2 consecutive elections.  

Hello, just rode my bike home from one of the largest Irish festivals in the United States of America. Had several beers, made it home OK, thanks for asking. And also, I saw exactly none, zero, zip, nilch, nada or whatever is less than zero for a round number of Confederate flags whilst at said festival. Which I have…

I am OK with those odds. If it keeps Mike Pence a heartbeat away or further - forever - then I am very OK with those odds. Because if the goddam evangelicals belled up to the trough for the Great Orange Heathen, I don’t even want to think of a 2020 scenario where the White Haired Jesus Humper is a sitting president…

I bet there is a 100% correlation with how people say "bye bye" and "buh-by".

Mercedes Schlapp... okay, now they are just making up names for the WH staff. Must be some sort of pre-witness relocation program or something.

Would much rather have a guy that steals the other teams soul on a routine basis than a guy who plays average CF and hits two-eighty.