Best Russian on the ice scored the best goal. That’s the real story.

Will swap you the signed Ovie jersey for this one straight up.

Every time I hear his name. Every. Damn. Time.

So a guy gets robbed in Russia and this is news?

Is CONTENT CONCERNS where one would report Amazon for ripping off the USPS by $1.50 a delivery? Asking for a friend.

There is simply no accounting for this kind of behavior from a goaltender.

Stop expecting him to walk on water. Not in this sport, anyway.

The one about how he was drunk one night and put his car keys in the house door and the house started up...so he took it for a ride. And when the cops pulled him over and asked where lived, he answered “Right here. Now get off my lawn”.

The program needs a full enema so might as well flush the kits in the process. Atrocious.

Should have been matching minors for playing hockey while being named Sebastian.

The most exhilarating moment for me was when they all got out of that celebratory pile and nobody was injured. Jesus Christ lads, awesome win but that group cele is terrifying! 

Hmm. Use a curling iron. Problem solved.

I had to jump off a chair lift once because I clacked my skis together. And one fell off. So I tried to bail out just as we got over the landing area. Went about as well as it did for these folks.

I hope you trademarked that name. They might need to make a deal with you.

It always looks like players be hustling when Big Buff is out there on D. He makes everyone look like they are going 90. And yet he’s an all Star, every damn year...

Are you SURE it was Rick?

There is a God. And He’s damn funny. 

Zhou have GOT to be kidding me right now!

What a moron. You can only knee goalies in the head and get away with it nowadays.

I think we can all agree that after last night’s display Peter Chiarelli is the best shut down defender in the league. Sure, a guy with the unparalleled talent of McDavid is gonna get his 4 every now and then. But man, the ability of Chiarelli to shut him down night after night and hold that PP unit to such an anemic…