Nobody wants their dick to go viral.

It’s “/s”, and no it doesn’t remove 90% what the developers will have to do. But they have a crystal clear roadmap of what the game will be and what needs to be done. And they are definitely capable of doing it.

We’re talking about a shot-by-shot remake of System Shock, Psycho-style. I think they’ll manage.

So now these forced Windows 10 upgrades will demand payment before you can resume using your computer.

They thought of that, but she got pissed because she thought the name insinuated that she was fat.

Except during the stream, Kojima made a comment about how short it was after they played it the first time (yeah they played it a 2nd time, but that was at Geoff’s behest, not Kojima’s). He knew it wasn’t some big deal, in fact he seemed a bit embarrassed to be showing it on its own as if it were. It was intended to…

Dude, it ain’t the game that’s dumb... it’s YOU.

After a moderately NSFW dream I had about Mirror’s Edge, I’m personally more keen to see the game from a different angle with Source Filmmaker.

Except Pokemon is still popular.

Sadly, all the parent co sees is that microtransactions are generating income... they don’t see the reason behind why.

Beat Revelations: The Demon Slayer, now I’m moving onto the PSP re-release of Persona.

Hey, how ‘bout doing a physical release of Fatal Frame V to fill the gap, Ninty?

Agreed. The high resolution font clashes with the rest of the graphics, which is bad enough... but to add insult to injury, it’s not even cool or stylized in the slightest. It’s just some super-generic Arial bullshit. I thought these were games, not Microsoft Word...

Dimensions was a step in the right direction, but graphically it’s generic and butt ugly. If they want people to spend $25 (Well, $14 currently) for it, it needs to have production values that reflect that price point.... not ones that look like a half-baked RPG Maker game.

If a mobile OS had an official, console-quality game controller and allowed people to make games that are controller-only... Smartphones could offer modern console-level gaming and basically become console replacements.

*yawn* That’s nice... let me know when it’s over 9000.

Sepia Go? What, as in Sepia Go Away?

“Touching some of these objects causes a hard reset or renders the entire cartridge unusable”

when a boy and a virtual girl love each other very very much... the boy chokes a chicken and it coughs mucus up all over the screen.

*L-lewd!