I have no journalism experience, but I once ate a stack of ten saltiness at once without water in under 30 seconds. Is there a place for me at kotaku?

You would think that would be the case if you act calmly and you’re not holding a weapon.

White privilege

I don’t know anybody who has seen it or even really wants to see it.

Last week’s pissing contest was a blast guys!

Isn’t posting dumb personal stuff about yourself that nobody will read and not get paid is what Facebook is for?

Get rid of the world Coercive in the title...it says right in the article “...that none of the women used words like “rape” or “coercion,”...” click bait everywhere

Blame all that sweet, sweet Star Wars-money blow.

At least the Grizz are finally spending money like a real NBA team!

I’ll save everyone the time

In the context of video games yes.

Except they’re not men.

Were President Obama eligible for a third term, we’d usher him back in the door so fast it would make the the gentleman from Iowa’s head spin.

This one’s favorite:

Awful.

Hey, it took a lot more than two people to put together that booth. I’m sure they don’t appr—-oh, you’re not talking about Harvest Moon.

I think you are in the minority of human beings that live on this earth. Even my ancient ancestors have played skyrim dude. Where have you been?

The grays on this are sure to be a delight.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

You dumbz