Yea, they probably have to get extra date rapes in during the week cause they can’t go outside on Saturday and Sunday, and ain’t no way they’re successfully luring someone back to their place after they come to the first time with someone penetrating them unwantedly. Fuckin dolts.

Has this never been more true

Shout outs to Margaret Atwood! Fuckin killin it!

Dude must put the dick game down good though. The whole, “guess who fingered your sister” game usually never goes well

I don’t want to say I’m gonna use this to hook up with drunk chicks, but I’m totally using this to hook up with drunk chicks.

Finally!

Prostitutes are people, yes

The alive one makes me wanna lick my monitor.

I like any songs written by people who then stab themselves in the stomach. Classic smith.

I like that we’re still allowed to hate on some people.

Women endangeyed by women...damn the patriarchy

Especially by burning them alive

Faith

Now that’s a loooooooot of points.

Lol that christine tiegan post is funny, and it makes fun of that whole stupid x-men billboard controversy thing as well, so I like it even more

The alternate title for this article:

Lol censorship is totally ok until it effects me.

First overwatch, now this.

Lmao so you guys saw this too

I assume when your nights at the club always end with you getting raped.