You're potentially compromising anyone you come in contact with who is an infant, elderly, or immunosuppressed though. It's not just about you getting sick individually: it's about the fact that your body then becomes a breeding ground for the virus, allowing you to become a link between a sick and at-risk person…

Guy goes to the doctor, "Doctor, you've got to help me, I've been farting silent, scentless farts for quite a while now! No one can hear them, no one can smell them, but I'm farting so frequently, there must be something wrong!" Doctor hands him some pills and says, "Here, take these." Next day, guy comes back, says,…

I'm one of those people who was tormented all the way through school, from 1st through 12th. I am sure some of those people have turned out differently, but I was definitely scarred and have zero interest in giving any of them a second chance. I don't live near them, I don't have any happy memories of them, and there…

Wait — they told you to rub lemon all over and wrap yourself up in paper?

Is it okay to rub lemons on your pits if it has nothing to do with being a vegan?

If God is so good and powerful and working through doctors, why do millions of toddlers die of cancer? Out of whose free will are kids dying of cancer? Free will has shit to do with toddlers dying of cancer. Your God is ineffective or evil or it doesn't fucking exist, that's the real answer.

It's really one of those "Do you need to borrow a shovel?" moments.

It's stressful for sure, but you can handle it! Just take full advantage of student health services, and be kind to yourself. Best of luck!

I'm getting married on Wednesday y'all! San Francisco City Hall, bought my dress for $27, and my daughter / flower girl may be dressed as Batgirl. We're eating BBQ after. Or maybe finding a pub.

Every single time Chris Pratt is brought up, there's always at least one person reminding everyone that he once found another loving home for a cat with needs that he could not accommodate anymore. I guess it's you this time.

It's really about ethics in physics journalism.

Distilled Hater Tears.

Best postscript in a personal letter, ever.

My boyf has this uncanny ability to win concert tickets off radio stations. This year alone, we have seen James Taylor, gone to a 3-day wine-and-music festival, and, most recently saw Chrissy Hynde perform (just this week!). You guys, she is a badass and her vocals are spot-on. Like, she must be drinking tea with…

"I found a picture of you. Those were the happiest days of my life."

So I think I'm going to embrace Jewish-ness. I was raised Muslim but my husband is Jewish, but both of us are agnostic and borderline atheist. I always feel left out during the holiday season. My parents never emphasized any Muslim stuff so I never felt like I belonged to any community. I always cook a Seder for…

Not everywhere needs to have vegetarian options

You're paying for non mass produced quality. I have no idea how much a McDonald's #1 - 27 cost but a quality meal at $9 beats a mass produced meal for $6 (randomly selected estimate of a McMeal)

That's not repugnant, she was just displaying the reason behind her frequent bathroom breaks. Some people are visual learners. Her manager just needed to be visually learnt.